Fatflat

When a bitch is so fat but still got them flat ass titties. She’s fatflat!

Person 1: Bro would u hit that?
Person 2: nah bro she’s fatflat.
Person 1: agreed.

by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021

fatocalypse

Process of quickly becoming massively fat; acute cases are often seen in post-marriage or post-birth women.

Related to fattamagedon, final battle of the bulge where fat conquers all.

Stacey was hot, but she went through a fatocalypse once she got that desk job.

by trilobite_maven_of_prague March 11, 2011

Fabola

refers to an individual who makes a living by participating in scandalous activities at night time

"Wow, that girl looks tired from last night!"
"yeah. it's cause she's a fabola."

by choony f baby December 9, 2009

fatalanus fire disease

The fatalanus fire disease is a disease found in the butthole cavity. A symptom of this disease is when fire shoots out of your asshole. This disease is basically deadly to the asshole.

Hey what is wrong with u?
Oh i have fatalanus fire disease.

by cheesynuggets69 February 17, 2022

fatlastic

An expandable waistband, worn purposely for its stretching properties.

Dang..I ate too much pizza. I shore wish my pants had fatlastic.

by FunkyB September 29, 2009

fatoloser

a person that is only ice-cream tolerent and and favors the sport of sleeping and being hipnotized by the television

"What did you do today Gertrute?"
"I slept, ate ice-cream and I saw A LION!"
"A LION?!"
"Yeah! the T.V showed me!"
"Oh, you're such a fatoloser!"

by snowydooodlefunfun September 30, 2011

Fatlaziousful

When someone performs the most fattening, lazy, delicious and beautiful act known to man; binge eating a tub of turtles under 3 layers of blankets

-Will help cheer one up if you find yourself all alone and without company

Bailey was an emo disaster after being abandoned by her roommates for the week so she grabbed a spoon and fatlaziousfully ate the entire tub of turtles and hibernated

by Bradly Mac December 5, 2011