fatchelorette

A bachelorette who is obese. She usually is followed by obese friends, to make up a fatchelorette party.

Pete: "Nothing worse then a drunken fatchelorette running around with a tiny tiara on her head, pretending like she is being forced to get married."

Paul: "The only thing worse is the rest of her Fatchelorette Party playing into her delusions"

Carl: "That pig is lucky anybody is going to marry her, that

crown on her head would look bigger on a Water Buffalo"

by drivingsnowstorms September 20, 2009

fatchelorette party

a bachelorette party in which all participants are obese and unattractive.

Hey man, wanna go to Jake Ivory's tonight?
NO WAY...there's always a fatchelorette party there!

by 520668 January 10, 2009

Fauched

The act upon which a presentable gentleman, rests thy genitals formally known as the scrote and balls upon thy facial region of the recipient.

Fauci: Prepare to be Fauched.
Shoobert: yes!
*Fauching in progress with some ease*

by xBree May 26, 2021

Fatcher

Feeling catcher
A person who catches feelings very quickly

"That man is a proper fatcher"

by MR MC June 2, 2015

Fatchew

One who constanyly eats and dream about fridges. Usually called Matthew.

You're such a fat git, Fatchew!

by Clareol July 16, 2003

fatchen

A cheesy vagina

If i had of known she had a fatchen i wouldve taken the crackers down with me

by Kadava DnB April 13, 2016

Fatchel

A satchel shaped bag that is worn like a fanny pack but on the hip not in front or back.

My wife carries her gun concealed in her fatchel.

by fatchel June 26, 2018