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fornicating vagina

A politicly correct statement for a 'fucking cunt'.
by Just meee January 22, 2009
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Fascinating

Frequently used sarcastically to point out how irrelevant someone's opinion was to the conversation at hand.
Can be accompanied by an eyebrow arch and a chin stroke.

However, if used in the normal 'attention grabbing' sense, you are queer. 'Nuff said.
Guy 1: I had such a crappy day at work. My boss..
Guy 2: Dude, I played halo all last night.
Guy 1: Fascinating....Anyway, as I was saying..etc
by Mattlololl August 24, 2008
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fornicating stick

1) A stick used in sexual intercourse, whether consensual or non-consensual. The fornicating stick is most commonly used in orifices such as the anus and ear.

2) A metaphoric stick with which people are 'raped' with by being badly beaten in a computer game.

IN EITHER CASE A FORNICATING STICK IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A DILDO.
1) deeper.. deeper.. too deep! too deep! owww my hearing

2) Dude you got owned, with a stick!!!
now bend over so i may fornicate you.
by AngryLiam March 15, 2005
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fornicating jew

Someone who does not give up srx easily. Being miser with the sex.
My girlfriend is such a fornicating jew now that I never get laid.
by Makanana310 July 12, 2021
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fornicating the canine

inserting of the penis into the poches rectum..... what many of my co-workers do for a living .........can you dig
by wench April 26, 2004
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Fascinating Bullshit

Something that sounds accurate and "right," but is actually and literally wrong or incorrect; something that sounds good on paper, but just doesn't work out in reality.
John: blah blah blah, blah blah blah.... (preaching about the wisdom and teachings of buddhism)
Tyler: Wow, John. That is some fascinating bullshit. Now, have you ever heard of Jesus Christ?

or

Jessica: Tantra is so much deeper than just sex, although that's a perk ;) It's actually the opportunity to find yourself and develop your soul. Not to mention connect with the universe and feel and give love!

Ted: Wow, Jessica. I see what you're saying. That is some fascinating bullshit. Now, why don't you try two things: reading a bible and sexual morality. Tantra is yoga. Yoga is centered on allowing your spirit to interact with false idols, usually associated with each chakra. Tantra is that plus sexual immority. Orgies aren't a spiritual exercise, orgies are immoral and make us no better than bonobos, aka MONKEYS. Stick to the word of God if you want the truth (bible).
by Fascinating Bullshit June 20, 2011
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