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Fartspartagus

A name given to jack-offs that likes to pass gas in crowded
locations, preferably closed-in spaces were air is not ventilated.

Fart- comes from passing gas out the anus. syn.;pooting; shooting of air biscuits.

Spartagus- a slave that was made into a gladiator to amuse the Roman masses.
combined; Fart+Spartagus as one name used in anger.
Damn, you Fartspartagus!!

An assmunch, that farts in the car with jammed windows on highway moving at 70 miles per hour.

A person standing in a long line on a hot day that passes gas in front of you when you are next.

A rude person that farts in an elevator full of people.
by Tony June 19, 2006
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fakespeak

A manner of speaking in non-real terms; using catch phrases and in-jokes to replace actual words and expressive language.
"We don't say real words to each other anymore..and fakespeak has taken the place of our old conversations when we said real things."
by Meanstatter September 20, 2006
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Farsneaky

(noun) - A cleaver and deceptive little poop that disguises its self as fart. Usually tricking a person into soiling ones own pants.
Ugh oh guys, I need to go home. I think I was just attacked by a farsneaky.
by DoomsxDay122112 April 21, 2014
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fartsteak

(färt'stāk) n. a sour-flavored, over-salty cut of beef.
My chopped steak at Outback turned out to be a fartsteak.
by MaBuck January 7, 2008
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fart speak

1. The official language of someone who talks shit.
2. When someone with rancid breath is talking to close to your face.
His illogical fart speak was enhanced by his disgusting rancid fart speak.
by daveobot February 14, 2021
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William Fartspeare Lootbox

A box containing remnants of a human body, meant to be opened on September 26th 2036.
"buddy leave Jared alone that's literally a William Fartspeare Lootbox right there we ain't supposed to open it"
by miko_d September 20, 2025
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fartsweaters

Action-verb.
When you walk into a crop dusted fart cloud and can taste the robust aroma of what was consumed which stick to your teeth. You have fartsweathers.
'Lit Johnny crop dusted me and gave me fartsweaters.
by Fairymonster and Boogeyman March 24, 2024
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