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fairyography

noun: a set of moves or style of moving, similar to, or characteristic of, marcus bachmann.

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noun: a biography of a closeted gay person, especially one given to flamboyant expression
michele bachmann's migraines are usually intensifed by the impending outburst of a flurry of fairyography.

this fairyography of roy cohn leaves little room for doubt.
by flombaye July 28, 2011
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Fauxtography

A picture taken for artistic reasons that has become insanely popular but has taken no real skill to take whatsoever.
I just took a grayscale picture of myself looking to the side. I'M A FUCKING ARTISTIC GENIUS!

Dude, that's not photography, that's total fauxtography. Any scene kid on myspace can take a picture like that. That doesn't belong in an artshow.
by JRotten November 27, 2010
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Fartograhpy

The study or art of smelling farts to rate them. see Fartographer
by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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Failtography

A photographic adventure that ends in partial, or total failure.
Failtography:

Taking a photograph of yourself in a mirror, holding the camera in front of your face >_>;

Lens Cap attached while trying to take a picture of some A-List celeb's genitals falling out of a car, no matter how much cash you spent on that awesome camera... it can't see through a tiny piece of plastic.

Lending your camera to a friend only to have them return it with pictures of kids on the memory cards, their kids....

Naked.

O_O;
by Phauxed December 16, 2010
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fapography

The art of taking pictures, that one will later use for the purpose of masterbation. Pornography could also be described as fapography.
I was out in the park and took some pictures of this totally hot chick, they are total fapography.
I am going to download some fapography for later ;)
by Peter James Umpleby July 16, 2007
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fatography

n. the art of taking pictures in a way that hides your true weight, so as to seem more attractive than you really are.
"So did you meet that chick you were talking to online?"
"Yeah...and you remember that really hot pic of her? Total fatography. She's 110% boom-boom."
by Derv March 29, 2008
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fartographer

A person specialized in the study of what people eat and how they live based on the images and patterns left on the subject's underwear.
After having studied the subject's underwear, the fartographer quickly deduced that the subject had eaten spicey food the night before and had good posture.
by scott liebman November 7, 2007
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