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Furtography 

The obsession of taking pictures that have all to do in the relation to fur.
Richard : "Where's Peteyk at? We've got all these strippers we need to tend to"

Izzy : "Oh you know, he's probably satisfying his furtography craving and taking pictures of poodles since he was ripped off by a stripper last night." He said he was going to be payed well and thank god because those strippers ask to do so much with nothing to show for it.
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fauxtography 

Staged, doctored, or misleadingly cropped or labeled photographs intended as war propaganda, particularly to further the interests of terrorist groups such as Hizbollah and Hamas. Term popularized by Charles Johnson of Little Green Footballs.
Various bloggers have uncovered several cases of fauxtography in Reuters' photo coverage of the Israel-Hizbollah conflict.
fauxtography by jaqua August 8, 2006

fartography 

the study of the interrelations between fart and place.

by analogy: as "terroir" is to wine, so is fartography to flatulence.

the most skilled fartographers are able to identify with uncommon specificity not only the ethnic background of the individual who authored a particular fart, but also the kind of food that person ate, whether or not his or her ancestors grew up near a farm or at high altitude, and whether he or she is lactose intolerant.

fartography is a fascinating discipline whose implications are only now becoming clear.

among pioneering practitioners, Johnald G. Stinkefeller is notable for his contributions to the field.
civilian: jesus! what the hell is that smell?

fartographer: indeed, indeed. that most certainly is an emission from a person of subcontinental origin.

civilian: goodness gracious! well, i daresay...

fartographer: moreover, said person seems to have a particularly hearty meal of boeuf bourguignonne. the sulfuric notes suggest a person with a severe allergy to gluten, as well as a miniaturized anal aperture which undoubtedly contributes to the floral top note. i would suggest that the person in question is...

civilian: damn you, stinkefeller!

fartographer: you. you farted. and that's how fartography works, son.
fartography by trilliam turdsworth December 23, 2018

Funtography 

To have fun with photography
Taking everyday objects, people, landscapes etc and have fun taking pictures of them or making them fun whilst editing. Hence having fun with photography "Funtography"
Funtography by Omen 666 June 17, 2009

Fauxtography 

A picture taken for artistic reasons that has become insanely popular but has taken no real skill to take whatsoever.
I just took a grayscale picture of myself looking to the side. I'M A FUCKING ARTISTIC GENIUS!

Dude, that's not photography, that's total fauxtography. Any scene kid on myspace can take a picture like that. That doesn't belong in an artshow.
Fauxtography by JRotten November 27, 2010

fartography 

fartography is what worthless art school kids end up with diplomas in
joe -isn't that lynda? she's one of those worthless art school kids that never works, isn't she?-

jen - oh no, she's majoring in fartography

Fartograhpy 

The study or art of smelling farts to rate them. see Fartographer
Fartograhpy by jamesbrown April 22, 2003
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