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fartemis

The name for someone descended from the greek god artemis and her godly farts. This means you are an ambassador on earth to her godly farts.
"Have you heard Jessica's farts?"
"Yeah, she's a fartemis for sure!"
by NotAWabbit January 6, 2022
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Fartneken

The frankly disturbing act of inserting one end of a length of hosepipe up your anus, placing the other end into a drink, then expelling your fart through said pipe. The result is the formation of a methane infused beverage as the gas bubbles through the drink. The drink should then be enthusiastically guzzled by yourself / lover / friend / victim.

See also Stealth - Fartneken where you do this to an unbeknown recipient who will wonder why you are laughing as they down their 'fruity elixir'.

The discipline has also given rise to several sub genres according to odour, volume, bubble volume etc.
'A great meal rounded off superbly when Fatty had to see off 3 Fartnekens after losing at spoof. Turnip with a hint of peanut too. Result.'
by TBoor74 November 7, 2014
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fartnami

A fartnami is an explosive fart, often with a follow through at the end. One may need to change their pants after a fartnami.
The lady was laughing so much she didn't realise that her fart was actually a fartnami with some serious power! The smell was horrid and the follow through! She had to go home and change her pants promptly.
by Enigmatic_1 September 16, 2018
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Fartners

Fartners is a social network where people can share farts with friends, discover others’ farts, follow friends and celebs, comment, like, rate, play, re-fart and so on.
I'm using Fartners to follow other's farts
by DanFatMan January 1, 2015
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life fartners

When two people in a relationship have become so comfortable being around each other that they feel free to fart in front of the other constantly.
You can tell Jon and Alex are life fartners, she just ripped one in his face.
by Jerry McQuire April 14, 2010
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Fartnership

When a boyfriend and girlfriend step into a comfortable place where uncomfortably holding farts in, is no longer. No more explosions when she steps out of the truck. No more loud, dry coughs to cover a fart on the wooden chair at your Caribou date. No more passing false convictions to your dog when your significant other walks in right after you slipped a quiet sauerkraut tickler. This is the stage where trusting each other grows tremendously and the trust for your farts does the exact opposite.
Fartnership displayed: A fantastic partnership of two having a conversation on the way home from Chipotle - Ladyfriend, "Ooo man my stomach hurts, Sweetie I think we may have to make a quick poop stop." Manfriend,"No, it'll be ok Darling, trust me. Be fearless, fart as loud as your anus will allow." Ladyfriend, "Ok sweetie, thank you for not passing judgement." (plopping, slappy ham mist is forced through) Manfriend,"You are so courageous, I love you."

Jack forcefully cocoons Jill under the blanket to bask in a devilish warm butt gas. Jill laughs a bit. They have demonstrated a fartnership.

She showers as he poops, a slightly different form of Irish Bonding, both are unable to keep a quiet fart against the porcelain and shower tile. Gentle giggles and conversations ensue later. This would be fartnership at its best.
by haulpanson November 21, 2014
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Fartnomnia

You farted! Well, I must have a case of fartnomnia because I don't remember.
by LunchboxCharlie May 18, 2015
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