Fartnomnia

To fart and forget about it seconds later.

You farted! Well, I must have a case of fartnomnia because I don't remember.

by LunchboxCharlie May 18, 2015

Fartsomnia

The condition of sleeplessness related to you or your partner's/roommate's frequent farting.

Fart + Insomnia = fartsomnia

I took the wife to the chili cook-off and barely slept that night due to fartsomnia.

by The JBB July 15, 2009