Farting Around

The act or process of wandering aimlessly with no particular goal.

at state park
<park ranger> what are you planning on doing
<me> umm... just fartin` around
<park ranger> sorry we dont allow farting

by DUMPY March 24, 2005

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fart around

Why are you guys farting around? Don't you have homework to do.

by Light Joker November 21, 2004

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The phrase used during anal by the giver to tell the taker they wont pull out so the taker can fart.

As used in jail:
Inmate #1- Dude pull out I gotta fart.
Inmate #2- No way man your gonna have to fart around it.

by gimpfeet April 15, 2009

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by Legend77 October 21, 2020

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A term that baby sitters use to describe what the kids are currently doing.

"I'm tired of those kids farting around, I hope they like booger sandwiches."

by Teevo March 25, 2008

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Self exlanatory. Happens to the best of us

Hey ! Go to the bathroom. You've been farting around a shit all morning.

by Rob dog wolfe January 28, 2017

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