fart

Hey, they make bubbles in the bathtub.

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

fart

a horrific wind that escapes from your...happy hole. erm, possibly toxic to canaries and other small pets.

I farted on my friend. Her funeral was two days later.

by landrea October 15, 2006

fart

Your body really trying to get a shit out but it CAN'T

Oh, I need to crap *FART* Oh god, I'm busting!!!!

by Cydney January 2, 2009

fart

and obscure odor from the anus. usually have to waft it away.

damn her fart smellz cheesay!

by fleenkgo March 15, 2004

fart

a sound from your butt that smells

he farted and everyone died

by coool October 15, 2006

fart

1) one of the only two things constantly on a preadolescent boy's mind. The act of pushing gas out his butt and then giggling about the sound it made and the scent.

for the other thing, see burping

2) the natural musk of preadolescent boy

He thinks he's so talented because he can fart.

by duh123 October 15, 2006

fart

A fart, despite the horrific smell (see doornob), is FUNNY! I don't care what you say, IT IS FUNNY! When god made humans (or what ever higher being you believe in) he could have taken all that gas and passed it through anywhere in the human body and no one would have noticed but he passed it through the hugest flabs of fat in the human body; the ass cheeks and the result is a HALLARIOUS noise and if you don't think that it is funny the you are disrespecting THE LORD! (or Buddha,Sheeva,or Elron Hubbard...actually screw Elron Hubbard.

Farts are fricken funny.

by anonymas January 12, 2008