fark

Fark means to waste $5 a month trying to be defined by insults, boob shots, racist epithets, scabs, pustules, goiters, dendroids, dermoids, and all other kinds of disgusting ephemera.

To Fark someone means to whisper tenderly in their ear how much you dislike them while you slowly and silently ease from your sphincter smells that would make maggots gallop.

"Do you like my boobs?"

"Your undermoobs are unremarkable."

"Fark you."

"Show me your insulin pump."

"Oh, Daddy."

by Jay Leno's Latest Victim February 4, 2010

fark

1: an online site that has members photoshop pictures mpostly by putting ackbar on it
very hilarious

2: sending massive amounts of farkers to a site so it has to shut down

2: man we farked that sit good

by FlamingGuts August 3, 2003

fark

"Fark isn't an acronym. The word Fark symbolizes news that is really Not News."

Fark as defined by www.fark.com

Just in. Man steals gun from police station, gets caught in the act.
Fark! Ahh haa haa.

by Mackintire April 5, 2008

fark

What you say when you don't wanna say fuck.

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
SHUT YOUR FARKING MOUTH!

Jackass: What the fark are you doing?!
Asshole: Farking Jackasshole.
Jackasshole: GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
Jackass and Asshole: Teecha! He said the F word!
Teecha: Why the fark do you talk like that?
Innocent Bystander: What The Fark.
Innocent Bystander 2: Yeah really! Us fine gentlemen do not need those words in our-OW OW OW OW OW WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KICK ME?!!!!
Innocent Bystander: You were say-OW YOU FRIGGEN IDIOT!

by WhyTF doyou needa know my name? June 26, 2007

fark

The act of accidentally getting your own cigarette smoke in your eye.

"Damnit! I farked myself."

by n4t$ June 29, 2013

fark

The best place for news! Also a crap load of boobies.

Oh go fark yourself!

by fizzgigger July 20, 2008

fark

an uncommon expletive used to display anger due to unfortunate circumstances

"Fark!"

by Billy Bob August 28, 2003