farfing

the nasty case of the smelly, runny, shits that you get after a heavy night of drinking. also known as barfing out your ass.

i was farfing all day today and it smelled disgusting

by melissa wood, tara mooney, matt clark October 11, 2007

Farfing

The act of coughing whilst farting in order to mask the sound of your gas passing.

I couldn't stop farfing at work today. It smelled terrible but at least no one heard!

by Wildhair87 August 19, 2014

Farf

Simultaneously farting and barfing

"Fuck, I'm sick as hell, I think I'm about to farf really really hard."

by Zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppln September 14, 2020

Farfed

Means whatever you want it to mean.
Preferably if you can't be bothered contributing to something.

I can't be farfed

by Einsteinsmyuncle May 14, 2011

FARF

Letting a fart that smells so bad, it makes you barf.

The morning after the chili and hard boiled egg and beer festival, my gas was so foul, it made me farf.

Don't come in here! I just farfed and don't want you to be a victim of 2nd hand farfing!

by Tank2112 September 03, 2015

WHARF THE FARF

The WTF used by world of warcraft players

Fat guy: WHARF THE FARF Jeff?! We are on the same team!

by EpicMuffinWIN January 03, 2011

Farf

when you fart and cough at the same time

“Maddy i farfed on my couch”

by gayrae June 30, 2023