Faptism

Faptism is when a dad nuts in bathtub and the children get baptized in his nut

Jasmine-Where are we going
Jamila-To our children's faptism

by Nigmeela December 14, 2019

Fatisim

Someone who stays fat and is stuck on being fat and lazy.

Friend: "Dude, why is your neighbor driving to his back yard when it'starts 50 ft away"?

Me: "He's stuck on Fatisim".

by Zuljin February 24, 2017

Fatisim

Mocking fat people

Your so far
Calm down with the fatisim

by Fat4lyf December 3, 2019

Faptism

The act of a church official, usually a priest, sexually assaulting and/or raping a person. Generally the victim is a minor

Did you hear about Hal?
Yeah, didn’t he get a Faptism?

by EthicalPolitician February 15, 2023

faptism

A termed coined by 2sense the ranting gryphon and cohost "Nick the tigerfox"
Similar to a baptism, only into the 'furry fandom' and with fox spooge instead of holy water

"Chris, you are now Autum the....wolf! *splort*
You've been faptised(faptism) into the fandom"

by Cathack July 7, 2008

Faptism

The act of getting a cum facial by jizz that’s been blessed by a priest.

“I was just in an orgy with the priest from St. Luke’s! He gave everyone faptisms.”

by JesusChryslerDotCom January 12, 2022

Faptism

A right of passage for a choir boy.
The first time a Priest ejaculates on the face of one of his choirboys.

Sean "Patrick, were you Faptised last night?"
Patrick "Yes Sean, I had my first Faptism, I even got some in my eye"

by Huwbeauty18 January 12, 2023