faptastic

To masturbate vigorously until sudden death.

Guy1: "Yo, Jack did a faptastic job"
Guy2: "Yea, Jack was a good Guy. Hurry, put the flowers down, lets leave now"

by Chubby__Unicorn September 23, 2016

faptastic

the sexual appeal and appearance of an individual

"Dude, check out those curves in that tiny outfit. She's faptastic, man."

by Limba Woods December 16, 2013

Faptastic

Describing anything or anyone that is attractive enough to fap to.

Dude, Jessica Alba is so Faptastic!

by Tyler cox+Avery Lewis July 7, 2008

faptastical

Something that is so amazing that requires you to fap.

Wow, that was faptastical!

by Bobiomestacualr August 1, 2005

Faptastic

Faptastic is a word used to describe a picture or video that includes an attractive woman to whom you could fap to; however, said woman may not be blatantly revealing. Cleavage is fine. Very fine.

Faptastic can also refer directly to the woman that is in the picture or video.

Guy 1: "I wish Jessica Alba would take her clothes off for the camera sometime."

Guy 2: "Meh, she's got plenty of faptastic pics and vids."

by Matty Moo Jr. August 17, 2009

Faptastic

An expression used to point out how fantastically fap worthy someone, something or some event is

John: Dude! You can totally see Maria's nipples through that shirt

Bob: OMG! That's faptastic!

by Bob the Goldfish December 22, 2008

Faptastic

when something is so sexy you want to fap to it.

''I am faptastic!''
''Good for you''

by yommominmybed January 14, 2014