The act of fapping to pictures of people on FaceBook. This is a form of FaceBook stalking in which the act of masturbation takes place.
Roger: Hey Eric, I give you permission to stalk and fap to anyone on my friend's list as you see fitting.
Eric: No I'm good, I'm above FB fapping
Later Roger walks into Eric's room not noticing the strange fapping sounds and sees Eric going to town to one of his FaceBook friend's profile pics.
Eric: No I'm good, I'm above FB fapping
Later Roger walks into Eric's room not noticing the strange fapping sounds and sees Eric going to town to one of his FaceBook friend's profile pics.
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I was going to work on my paper, but I followed a link and before you know it, I was mind fapping for hours.
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When one finally accepts their destiny to be alone forever, and are finally content to spend their evenings alone with the internet, and the endless amount of porn within. Fappily Ever After implies one is happy to spend eternity fapping to porn, hentai, rule 34, pics of nudist beaches, etc.
Greg realized that because of his male pattern baldness, not to mention his halitosis, and being a massive nerd, his only date would be with Rosy Palm. But he was on with that, cause by now he was a master fapper. So, with his phone in one hand and trouser snake in the other, he brought up his favorite porn sites. And he lived Fappily Ever After.
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Get the Power Fapping mug.Elegant--meaning--Stylish, graceful and beautiful without being trashy, common, poised, mature, an air of confidence and/or sophistication.
Fapping--meaning--To jack off or masturbate.
The term in its self serves as an oxy moron such as jumbo shrimp or congress in progress. jacking off being a more manly events and elegance being the more femine thing.
Fapping--meaning--To jack off or masturbate.
The term in its self serves as an oxy moron such as jumbo shrimp or congress in progress. jacking off being a more manly events and elegance being the more femine thing.
Screw auto erotic asphyxiation that sounds like to much work i think im going to just go elegantly fapp.
he is elegant fapping all night long.
he is elegant fapping all night long.
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Get the Elegant Fapping mug.This is the opposite of dog water, if you're fapping in the dog water you are absolutely god. It's a way of saying you're cracked, or goated, but on a whole new level. You are essentially fapping on all the scrubs. You especially say "I'm fapping in the dog water" when playing siege. But make sure to use it correctly or else... jk brooo I'm triiiippin.
Me: *shoots Teddy bear*
Me: He's a bot, he's dogwater, I'm fapping in the dog water.
Logan: DUUUDE YOU'RE GOATEDD
Also Logan: COCK AND CUM DICK AND JIZZ SPEEDRUN ANY% GLITCHLESS
Nick: *Team kills Logan* Sorry my Tourette's uwu
Me: He's a bot, he's dogwater, I'm fapping in the dog water.
Logan: DUUUDE YOU'RE GOATEDD
Also Logan: COCK AND CUM DICK AND JIZZ SPEEDRUN ANY% GLITCHLESS
Nick: *Team kills Logan* Sorry my Tourette's uwu
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There are two modes: Alpha Mode for the hardcore cumrades, and Beta Mode for the cucks that still wanna look at porn and edge.
There are two modes: Alpha Mode for the hardcore cumrades, and Beta Mode for the cucks that still wanna look at porn and edge.
Bloke #1: Hey Liam, now that Just Jesus January is over, wanna do Forfeit Fapping February?
Bloke #2: Nah Harry, I'll think I'll pass 'cause I've been holding in the World's Biggest Nut.
Harry: But it's our only chance to finally annihilate the furries off the face of the Earth, mate.
Liam: Holy shit, it's game on then!
Bloke #2: Nah Harry, I'll think I'll pass 'cause I've been holding in the World's Biggest Nut.
Harry: But it's our only chance to finally annihilate the furries off the face of the Earth, mate.
Liam: Holy shit, it's game on then!
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