Fappetizer

Watching porn in anticipation of a sexual encounter in order to increase satisfaction and maximize desire.

I knew my girl would be coming over later so I treated myself to some fappetizers.
Those fappetizers had me so worked up that when I pulled out during sex I came on her face from down town NBA Jam style.

by 011000110 April 13, 2015

Nigger Fagget Fucker

Someone who is a complete jerk off and referred as a fagget constantly. Jerks off to gay black men.

Bill Navas is such a nigger fagget fucker. His wife caught him jerking it to black guys while cheating his taxes

by Dr Niggèr January 7, 2022

Faggeted

Gay Man off his nuts, Drunk, Stoned, Munted, Leggless,

Always in a happy fun mood (gay version of Maggeted)

Iv had way to much to drink. I'm Faggeted !!

Iv been out all night. Fuck im Faggeted

That trip has gotten my Faggeted

by Ariescub January 17, 2011

Fageteer

A guy who prefers threesomes with another guy and a girl instead of with two girls because he's part queer. One who enjoys packin' butts and shaggin' sluts.

"I almost threw up when I found out my brother Dan is a fageteer."
"The only way Charlie could score last night was to sneak into his parents bed and do them both, what a fageteer."

by dSanchez November 19, 2004

fadgetarian

Similar to a vegetarian; except instead of only eating vegetables, fadgetarians only eat fadge.

Do you wanna come around to my place tonight for a BBQ?
No thanks, I'm a fadgetarian.

by Danielol August 3, 2007

fappetite

A measure of a man's desire to masturbate.

"I saw this totally beautiful woman on the street today and it just sent my fappetite through the roof."

"The nude wrestling scene in Borat totally killed my fappetite for about two days, but it was hilarious."

by IsThisNameTakenToo? May 3, 2008

faplet

A variant of faptop (An old computer used only to view adult content or act as a receptacle for said content), in which the device is a tablet or smartphone instead of a more expensive laptop or desktop. These devices are used because they may be cheaper than a full-fledged computer, they are more difficult to get viruses on (especially in the case of iOS devices), and are more expendable/disposable.

Bob's computer was old and sucky, but it was the only one he had, and he had to share it with relatives, so it was not fit for faptop duty. Instead he went to Walmart and bought a $100 faplet.

by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 December 9, 2013