fap

What I do every morning in the shower before school.

Damn dude, I fapped so hard in the shower this morning!
Water is kind of an anti-lube though.

by NoobSliceOwns February 25, 2009

fap

fah-p

To masturbate furiously.

To verbally declare attraction to something.

A declaration of self-love chanted over and over by Genos.

by PAK CHOOIE UNF! May 9, 2003

fap

To play with oneself (for females, this is shikking oneself)

My chemistry teacher faps himself to pics of Rush Limbaugh and Al Sharpton.

by RachetBoo March 30, 2003

fap

To masturbate, to jerk off

Benni fapped off in a park while people walked by.

Benni faps off four times a day.

Benni has such loose foreskin that when he faps off, you can hear it in the next room.

by zubchowski August 2, 2006

fap

all out masturbation noises

my brother was in his room while all i could hear was *fap* *fap* *fap*

by ANDOR OWN DEM HOEZ March 7, 2012

fap

A biology term meaning fixed action pattern.

Geese display many faps such as rolling an egg back to its nest and migration.

by BiolNerd April 25, 2010

fap

Dumbass internet lingo form of "masturbate".

Internet nerd 1: I ARE TEH FAPPIN TO SOME UNDERAEGE TITTIES!!!
Internet nerd 2: LULZ ME 2!!! FAP FAP FAP <3 HANNAH MONTANA!!!
Person 3: Go outside and get some sunshine, I promise it might make you two less annoying.

by JDdoesWORK December 20, 2010