facesterbating

masturbating to photos on facebook.

I feel like such a creeper -- I was totally facesterbating to your little sister last night.

by kookymiyuki March 1, 2011

fakesterdom

A rebel against the tyranny of the natural

...a forth-wave feminist, or a symptom of fakesterdom, or a rebel against the tyranny of the natural; or a person who really, really needed help

by marfai August 11, 2019