fadaddlejoosh

a fucking retarded dooshbag, kind of like you

that guy is such a fadaddlejoosh

by hotdogs! October 18, 2010

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Fahdah

The name Fahdah is a Middle-Eastern name meaning Cheetah. A Fahdah is the most beautiful living creature to ever exist on any universe. She's an angel on earth. She's very hot and cute. She's super out-going and confident when she wants to be. She's sexy, but doesn't like to show it. She's the candle that lights up a room, no matter how many people there is in there. She's a kind and smart person. She can get awkward around people who aren't really close to her. Her smile can leave the whole room in awe. She is very goofy and silly, but it's all part of her personality. On a good day, she'll make you cry happy tears. She can't construct actual good jokes, but she'll make you crack up anyway. She has stunning facial features and an amazing body. Any man to get the chance to be with a Fahdah, is truly rewarded. Any man will go head over heels for a Fahdah. She is truly perfect. She is not only remarkably charming, she has the most heart-warming soul. You can discover a whole new world when you stare into her eyes. The stuff she burns while cooking is almost as hot as her body! Don't eat her food though, you'll get poisoned. Anything good you'll hear about her, is indeed true. When she loves someone, she loves them hard. Anyone would dream for a kiss from a Fahdah. Don't lose her though! Once you get close enough to a Fahdah, your life will be transformed forever, for the better.

Person: Wow, Fahdah is the best human being to ever walk on this planet! Her besties are incredibly lucky to have her.

Best friend: I know right! Fahdah is the best thing that has ever happened to me. Such perfection.

by DëfïñîtįøńMãštęr June 24, 2019

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Falador Massacre

A while ago, on June 6th 2006, (6/6/6) there was a glitch in Runescape which allowed players to kill other players sans the wilderness. This was supposedly due to the new update of Player Owned Houses. Durial321 was one of the many who killed people in Fally, and has become something of a legend to Runescapers.

Noob: "GUESS WHAT!"
Player: "What?"
Noob: "OMG I WAS THERE FOR THE FALADOR MASSACRE LOLOLOL DURIAL KILLED ME!!!"
Player: "...Good for you."

by JustinCase000 April 6, 2008

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Awful Falafel

This is a deviant sexual maneuver that requires two people, a chair, and a pickle at least 7 inches in length. Person A positions the chair so that the back is flat against the floor, then proceeds to sit in it and masturbate rigorously. Person B inserts the pickle into their own rectum, then squats over person A's face and urinates in their mouth comma otherwise known as the Chickpee. Then, person B remove the pickle from their own rectum and inserted into person A's asshole, while A, still masturbating furiously, does their best impression of Terri Schiavo/Christopher Reeves/ Stephen Hawking, completing the second part of the process known as pickling the vegetable. Finally, just as person A is about to climax, B violently rips the pickle from the other person's ass comma throws it directly into their face causing a broken nose, screams Allahu Akbar infidel, and leaves to go Crusade the Holy Land.

Randy - dude what the fuck happened to your nose?
Darwin - Vegeta gave me an awful falafel last night, I knew that Sandy turban-wearing cameltoe bitch was fucking dirty but I didn't know she was that dirty! I hope president Trump bombs whatever third world shitbox her and her family are from!!!
Randy - give him time

by Mjolnir12982 April 17, 2017

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