The penis of actor Michael Fassbender, often seen protruding from his jeans (or as seen in X-Men: First Class, sweatpants).
Hey, Michael Fassbender! Is that a snake in your pants or is the Fassdong just happy to see me? Oh yeah.
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Get the Fassad mug.White, middle-class, male, useless people—who have just enough family context to not be crushed by poverty.
Felix, the failson of the family, goes downstairs at Thanksgiving, briefly mumbles, ‘Hi,’ everyone asks him how community college is going, he mumbles something about a 2.0 average, goes back upstairs with a loaf of bread and some peanut butter, and gets back to gaming and masturbating.
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Get the Failst mug.Three people passed out, someone threw up on the carpet, and the cops came to the house. The party was a failswamp.
by Vinegrette July 15, 2010
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Due to its huge textile industry it is known as the Manchester of Pakistan.
Faisalabadi's are famous for their " Juggats"
Due to its huge textile industry it is known as the Manchester of Pakistan.
Faisalabadi's are famous for their " Juggats"
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