fair lawn

Not as jewish as everyone from the town thinks. That's because the people who think it's so jewish are anti-semetic. The town itself is pretty all-american, consists of large amounts of Italians and Irish. There are plenty of jews, Israelis, Russians, but nobody likes them anyway. Send them back to Brooklyn where they belong!

Fair Lawn Guido: What nationality are you babe?
Fair Lawn Skeo: I'm Russian.
Fair Lawn Guido: Oh, so where in Russia are you from there?
Fair Lawn Skeo: Well I was born in Brooklyn.

by Gianni F March 7, 2008

fair lawn

as israel is to europe as is fair lawn is to the americas

brian: why is everyone migrating in the same direction?
adrian: cause its saturday in fair lawn
dan: im from franklin lakes
mikko: YEAA B**** YEAA

by smurfdigger November 9, 2007

Fair Lawn

im sorry but its not cool to sit in the parking lot of cvs or panera...anywhere...including and expecially fairlawn.

Jane: those boys are decent...
Mary: yeah but their Fair Lawn boys...
Jane:So?
Mary: the chill in the parking lot by cvs!
Jane: ew forget it. lets go to white plains!
Mary:please lets get out of here.

by jursay August 17, 2009

Fair Lawn

Fair Lawn is a predominantly white town with a lot of russian jews. Of course there is diversity considering the town is right next to Paterson, but it's filled with white kids saying the n-word, kids riding their bike blasting rap music, and white washed black kids. The Fair Lawn Cutters are pretty bad as well, at least they get an A for effort...actually more like a C.d

Person 1: Hey where are you from?
Person 2: I'm from Fair Lawn
Person 1: Happy Hanukkah!
Person 2: How did you know I was jewish?

by antanasay iegoday March 11, 2022

Fair Lawn

Wow so it's been at least 7 years since the last time this town was defined so let's give a little update on our little town that has not changed too much since the 2000s according to these definitions.

Fair Lawn - A growing New York City suburb in Bergen County, New Jersey. The most miserable place west of Pyongyang. One of the only places in the world with more Jews than Israel. A hub for multiple Dunkin' Donuts, one Panera Bread, and the Promenade, which its definition itself is a place filled with millennial burger joints. While the infrastructure hasn't changed, the pricing of the houses has. Inflation has gotten worse than Leshawna-ball. Yet, due to this town being filled with these spoiled rotten rich kids from nepotism, many cannot help but to sag their pants to their ankles and turn random kids into their Friday night WWE that will be shared on their snap stories regardless of the consequences. In summer Fair Lawnians still go to Memorial Pool in the West and in winter to the TJMS Hills to go sledding. The Spring Fling Fair took away the zipper ride, the last shred of happiness that we can look forward to in the town. Welcome to Fair Lawn. A great place to visit but probably not the best place to live if you value your sanity.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna go to Fair Lawn and get some Panera while going to the Spring Fling Fair?

Person 2: "No, sorry, I'm not inbred and I also value being happy."

by anonymous March 25, 2026

fair lawn shit

Weed from a shitty little town named Fair lawn in Bergen county, NJ. Its mostly know for it's low/ shitty quality. Mostly sold by Russians.

Call your guy and ask him for some bud.

All he can get is fair lawn shit.
Fuck that, we'll go to Glen Rock

by Bergen county kush master September 3, 2012

fair lawn, nj

Town of about 30 something,000 people. Prodominately Russian and Italian. Lots of good looking young girls roam the streets. Could use more of a nightlife and shopping centers. Borders Paterson. Is about 15 minutes from NYC and is within 5-10 minutes of the Garden State Plaza and a few other malls. Local highways are Rt. 20, 46, 80, 17, 4, 208, Garden State Parkway exits 156-161. Home to Giovanni's Deli.

I was in Fair Lawn, NJ and ended up in Paterson.

by Mike Fasciano August 3, 2007