A failure, or confluence of failures (serial or coincident) that is so epic as to be on the scale of sexual release. Synonymous with clusterfuck, except that the victim is usually required to clean up afterward.
Guy 1: So, a major piece of equipment was damaged at work this week. Client was out of service until we got a replacement.
Guy 2: Nice.
1: We ordered the new part overnight, and it was delivered, a couple thousand miles away.
2: (rolling eyes, pained laughter)
1: So the shipper sends it out, overnight, after we confirmed the correct address. It of course, does not show up as expected, and is instead held up at the shipper's regional hub, because they say they have the wrong zip code.
2: You're kidding!
1: Nope. So, instead of sitting back and enjoying my holiday, I get to clean up after the shipper's failgasm for the rest of the week.
Guy 2: Nice.
1: We ordered the new part overnight, and it was delivered, a couple thousand miles away.
2: (rolling eyes, pained laughter)
1: So the shipper sends it out, overnight, after we confirmed the correct address. It of course, does not show up as expected, and is instead held up at the shipper's regional hub, because they say they have the wrong zip code.
2: You're kidding!
1: Nope. So, instead of sitting back and enjoying my holiday, I get to clean up after the shipper's failgasm for the rest of the week.
by blinkin_the_gremlin October 19, 2008
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Girl 1: "What about that guy you hooked up with last night?"
Girl 2: "I got him upstairs and he had a Failgasm before i'd even touched him!"
Girl 2: "I got him upstairs and he had a Failgasm before i'd even touched him!"
by Old Long Johnson October 5, 2009
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1. See Not Safe For Work comic: "A Family Outing"
2. "Oh wow this song is giving me an eargasm! And the other day I saw this great pair of shoes... it was like a shoegasm and an eyegasm at the same time!" - Sally
"Haha, you know you can't just put ~gasm onto the end of everything..." - Ian
"Failgasm!" - Ben
2. "Oh wow this song is giving me an eargasm! And the other day I saw this great pair of shoes... it was like a shoegasm and an eyegasm at the same time!" - Sally
"Haha, you know you can't just put ~gasm onto the end of everything..." - Ian
"Failgasm!" - Ben
by q(^0^)p April 13, 2008
Get the Failgasm mug.1. n. Those extremely annoying people who get too much joy out of yelling ''FAIL!'' at any occurence of a mistake around them. Usually when it is unnecessary
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An adjective describing:
1: An idea so utterly stupid/hazardous that it must be done.
2: An idea of a friend's that is so incredibly stupid and will obviously end in embarrassment/injury that you have to watch it be acted out.
3: An action that is a failure of orgasmic proportions.
1: An idea so utterly stupid/hazardous that it must be done.
2: An idea of a friend's that is so incredibly stupid and will obviously end in embarrassment/injury that you have to watch it be acted out.
3: An action that is a failure of orgasmic proportions.
1: Dumbass guy: "dude, let's shoot some BB guns at these sodas we've been shaking all day."
Other dumbass:"That could be the most failgasmic thing I've ever heard gimmee some BBs"
2: Your buddy jeff: "hey bro im gonna ride this bobsled down 3 flights of stairs!"
You: "That Failosophy is so failgasmic that it would be criminal not to videotape it for my Youtube channel"
3:Something akin to getting expelled from Kindergarten.
Other dumbass:"That could be the most failgasmic thing I've ever heard gimmee some BBs"
2: Your buddy jeff: "hey bro im gonna ride this bobsled down 3 flights of stairs!"
You: "That Failosophy is so failgasmic that it would be criminal not to videotape it for my Youtube channel"
3:Something akin to getting expelled from Kindergarten.
by ArrogantAngel April 16, 2009
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