Adj. noun, (slang) a rent a cop, mall security or the guy who thinks he is! this is not the real police aka (kevin <B>acon)
by tweek the linecook February 20, 2010
that one guy: so did you here that betty got a boob job?
the other person: wtf mate?! DE TOUTE FACON!
the other person: wtf mate?! DE TOUTE FACON!
by durka akrad May 04, 2006
Amy: "Yo dude, my ex has such an ugly facone!"
Jess: "My ex had a facone, but it got better once it was erect."
Jess: "My ex had a facone, but it got better once it was erect."
by tiny_dick_eaters January 11, 2022
An instance in which you believe to have smelled the scent of bacon however it turns out it is just someone’s fart
Man I sure was hungry this morning when I thought I smelled some bacon turns Out it was really just big bobs facon
by Litarocrasee……men March 08, 2022