Canadian Facewash

When a woman covers her muff with snow before stuffing a man's face into said crotch.

I think Steve might need Valtrex and some hot tea to recover from that nasty Canadian Facewash.

by SoooSexy May 18, 2009

Gorilla Face Wash

When you are ready to blow your load in your girl and she wants it on her face instead, you get upset because you were just about to cum inside her.

"I'm about to cum"
"Oh yeah baby, give me a gorilla face wash"

by Wutthehill July 23, 2017

Facewasting

Facewasting is the act of wasting a ridiculous amount of time on FaceBook, sat there staring at the bottom right-hand corner of the screen for a "notification". This type of behavior is often shown by people with little or no social life

Oh God, I need to get some friends and stop spending my time facewasting!

by MasterHowl June 13, 2009

face wash

An ice hockey term. When a player takes another player into the boards and rubs his sweaty smelly hockey glove all over the other player's face.

"Hey, didya see the FACE WASH Ty Domi gave Jeremy Roenick? Nasty."

by Colonel Hogan August 9, 2005

Fakewash

Performed after using the bathroom facilities and NOT washing your hands; this is the act of rubbing your hands together, as if to dry them, while you casually stroll away from the restroom.

The idea is to trick any observers into thinking you're an upstanding, health conscious, member of society.

Sam: You may want to wash your hands before eating. I saw the guy you just high-five'd pull the Fakewash instead of washing his hands.

Wade: Damn it! I use that move myself so I can't be too mad. Thanks for the heads up bro.

by Crumdog Millionaire August 14, 2012

face wash

To grab a handful of snow, tackle a friend to the ground and proceed in rubbing their face with the cold snow.

During the snowball fight, I got tackled and face washed.

by ThePickle December 30, 2003

Facemash

A rating to describe the sexiests on Earth. Considered very sexually intimidating. Capable of wiping out the west coast with one cream shot, Masturbates on average 10e+13 time per day. The most dangerous weapon tactic of Face Mashing a persons mouth with 10 gallons of cum at approximately 42069(m/s). Also has the habit of fucking your mom in a public space 24/7.

OMG, Michael was such a Facemash at the party, he impregnated 420 people in one go, and made Brians mom pregnant in-front of everyone.

by LITTLE core December 26, 2022