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Facepalmery

The act of putting your palm to your face in a moment of stupidity.
"When my mother asked me to explain to her what "the shocker" was, i engaged in the act of facepalmery"
by SarahSnapShot August 27, 2009
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Facewater

Facewater
by Thomassen May 7, 2010
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racewalker

A girl that is attractive only when taking into account the girls surrounding her. Espcially in a law school context.
Student 1: That girl is hot.

Studnet 2: Get your head out of your ass, she's just another racewalker.
by Joseph W. Glannon February 13, 2006
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facepalmer

A statement or action that leads one to perform a facepalm.
Person A: "So, how hot is that new TA in Calc?"
Person B: "Let's just say she's generous with her curves."
Ignorant Bystander: "Yeah, I really shouldn't have done that well on that exam as I actually did. Question 6 nearly killed me."
Person A (to B): "Dear God, was that ever a facepalmer."
by Peter the Greater August 23, 2007
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Faceballer

Faceballer: When a football fan, also a Facebook user, makes minute by minute posts or commentaries on Super Bowl Sunday. From commercials to touchdowns, users provide a play by play sound bite for other users. Some smack talk is to be expected when a faceballer is logged on to Facebook. A superfaceballer is one who does this on Super Bowl Sunday.
Jamie is a superfaceballer; she roots for Greenbay and puts down the Steelers.
by zmommybear February 24, 2011
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fakewanker

Someone who talks a lot of game and has ability but never follows through with it.
Never finishes the race or sometimes even starts it but talks about it a shit ton.
Dane talks a lot about trying to fuck girls, and probably can, but just doesn't because of unknown reasons. Probably insecurities. What a Fakewanker!
by 3zralive December 10, 2017
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Firewalker

Firewalker is the most radical form of Christianity. When a person can speak in tongues and has access to their Prophetic gifts. RELIGION: Firewalker (advanced prophetic gifts, speaks in tongues, baptized in fire, miracle worker, deliverance minister, Jesus reincarnate, dead to self, Spirit Walking. Someone who randomly appears during a worship night to pray for others in a way where they offer a supernatural Word from the Lord specific to the individual. A completely empty vessel to be used by The Holy Spirit. Someone of this caliber holds the power of the resurrected Christ and can probably raise the dead. When you become a Firewalker you change the way you write your name on paper you become firewalker John or firewalker Mary.
Joann was slain in the Spirit because Mary is a Firewalker. Mary has been fasting from food for a couple of days before this event so she could spend more time with God in prayer. All of Mary's time is spent in worship, prayer, and Bible Study. They call her Firewalker Mary.
by The Metalcore Church May 29, 2022
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