Faceman

noun - the front man or con man of a group operation; usually the smoothest talker and the best looking; derived from the 80's tv show, the a-team; also: face

Go get us some free food, Faceman!
Let Faceman talk to those ladies, he'll hook us all up.

by DaveC October 10, 2005

facepalming

Like, embarrassing, etc., but with a facepalm, too.

Obviously.

OMFG, this is facepalming!

by khalyd January 22, 2011

Pizza Faceplant

The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.

May be used as a noun or a verb

noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!

verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!

by WBS3 March 7, 2008

Implied Facepalm

When something is so fucking retarded an ordinary facepalm simply isn't necessary.

5 Year old boy: YO NIGGAS MC IN DA HOUSE!
You:...*Stares for an Implied Facepalm*

by Dudeman42 March 10, 2009

Faceman

A man with uncommonly attractive facial features that set him apart from his peers and women swoon over. A genetic cheat code that many have tried to overcome with invasive surgeries and cosmetics — to no avail.

“Dan always gets the fit birds.”
“Yeah it’s because he’s a faceman!”

by ShanghaiNights January 30, 2023

Facepam

Applicable to a girl named Pam who does the facepalm action while saying "facepalm"

Epic fail moments with a girl named Pam

Pam: Wait! I don't get it!
Everyone: OMG FACEPAM!!!

Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Pam: Wait, what? Wait, wait!! Explain! What??
Everyone: OHMYGOD FACEPAM.

by Cozie November 18, 2010

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"Because expressing how dumb that was in words just doesn't work." - facepalm.jpg

by Captain Picard­ May 24, 2009