Facemeat

Meat of such dubious quality it has to be from the face of an animal. Found in McDonalds food and eyebrow raisingly cheap meat from a supermarket's budget brand. Facemeat can also contain trotters, ears and anus, basically anything that's kicking around on a factory floor. Formally known as 'Processed' meat or food. Facemeat can also apply to low quality foodstuffs, including fruit juice which would be called 'Facejuice'

Person 1: "Do you want a Spam sandwich?"
Person 2: "No, I don't do facemeat!"

by Marcus Burscough March 10, 2008

Facemelter

Just listen to Lost Horizon - Highlander (Part 2) from 4:29 onwards.

"WOOOOOOAHHH OHHH OHH AHHHHHHHHH AHHH AAOOOHHH" wow what a facemelter.

by p0w33d August 15, 2010

Facemelter

A particularly ferocious piece of guitar shredding that causes feelings of elation and excitement.

Guy 1: That facemelter was amazing!
Guy 2: Yeah, my face melted right off!

The reason Buckethead wears a mask

by Pandos April 21, 2013

Facemelter

A dosage of ketamine large enough to induce a k-hole almost instantly, usually administered by the doctor or one of his disciples.

Dr.Facemelter: "Do you want a facemelter?"
Victim: "Do I ever!"

by Dr.Facemelter December 16, 2009

facemelter

An adjective used to convey a large amount of badass-ness.

Dude have you heard the new Slayer album? Total facemelter!

by Mick Fly September 3, 2007

Facemelter

Shadow Priests in the popular MMORPG World of Warcraft.

I ran into this facemelter and he melted my face.

by POINGjam October 14, 2006

facemelter

A solo on any instrument in a piece of music—whether it be in the background or the foreground—that is mindblowingly fabulous. Most frequently used as a descriptor for guitar solos.

Kellindo's solo at 2:43 in Mushrooms & Roses by Janelle Monáe is such a facemelter, man. I listened to that song on a loop while tripping sack last night.

by jeauseph July 3, 2018