Fapricate

(verb) The act of masturbating while simultaneously defecating. Often occurring on a toilet, one must be "jacking-off" while pooping to truly be farpicating.

See similar: Blumpkin

Guy 1: The other day i was so horny at the office that I had to go in the bathroom and fapricate.

Guy 2: Gross.

by TheFecalImpaler June 29, 2011

Fabricanted

Attempting to deflect attention away from your boss by wearing a wig that looks like a deceased cat and talking nonsense.

The tweet claiming nurses and teachers were drinking on shift was entirely fabricanted

by gnomelovesducky April 13, 2022

fabrication

give a fales statement or make up some shit to trick someone

"dont make friends with him! hes a liar and he will cheat you!"

"thats a load of fabricated bullshit! i know daves
a nice guy!

"Fabrication"

by ashraf uddin November 9, 2007

Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence

Using big words to sound smart.

Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.

Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.

by The Evit One October 28, 2010

independent fabrication

A custom made bicycle. They are manufactured in Massachetsets. Aruably the coolest custom bikes around. They come in many colors and have a great paintshop so anything is possible.

I just got my new Indy Fab today. The hot lime to evening blue fade makes your red Cannondale look lame. Plus it rides like butter.

by 7tdf September 5, 2005

FABricate

(1)To over emphasize a story that ultimately has no plot or real conclusion (2) to draw conclusions in the least linear fashion possible (3) to make connections using evidence that has little to no relevance and arrives to a conclusion that was never brought up in the first place

"Fernando FABricate d that story by telling us that in order for the planet to not burn, the plants of the world must push back the sunlight out of the atmosphere. ....like wtf?"

by DRex March 4, 2015

Fabinate

To shine with total creative expression

Ryan: "I'm gonna fabinate all over this music video."

Beth: "How are we gonna fabinate in a new way on this album?"

by King of the Juice November 2, 2007