Crap Eyewear

Epic 80's influenced sunglass company founded in La Jolla, CA. Rocking radical designs and radical colors throughout southern California. Wild frames and even wilder colors make these shades the coolest around.

"Yo where did you get those glasses?
Oh Peter and Nick crapped on my face"

"Dude those are sweet Craps
Ya Crap Eyewear is fuckin rad"

"Stay shaded when yer faded!"

by CrapOnUrFace November 26, 2007

Eyekea

A long lost race of masterful builders, whose only purpose is to create and build, overly complex cities and furniture, but sold at a reasonable price, these builders had one true goal in mind, to gain as much wealth for the simplest designs, there was a second goal to please the population but that goal is overlooked so we don't talk about it, as of right now there is only one survivor named Mack the Magi.

Remember the Eyekeans' designed sputnik

by True_Artyom June 5, 2017

eyedema

A bag under the eye. Normally used in plural. Eyedemas are bags under your eyes. From "eye" and "edema" meaning a swelling.

Didn't you sleep last night? You've got eyedemas.

by Charles Hodgson March 20, 2006

eyedeal

Da best condition in da vision department.

Getting plenty of sleep and eating Vitamin-A-rich foods are eyedeal ways for maintaining da health of yer baby-blues.

by QuacksO March 27, 2021

Eyedeaf

That someone cant hear with his eyes

That boy is Eyedeaf

by justsomeone5475 May 17, 2022

eyedeeone

Above nirvana
Supreme
Guitar God
Leader

EyeDeeOne Rocks.
EyeDeeOne Will Be A Guitarist,

by Mark July 17, 2003

eyedeek

IDK = I dont know.

Jeremy: Stephanie, you never work.
Stephanie: Proveit!!
Jeremy: eyedeek!

by Breana AB April 16, 2008