exorcism 

Something I need

"damn man, the demons really getting on me, I need on exorcism"

exorcism by explosive exorcism December 9, 2017

Exorcism 

When a guy and a girl are engaging in vaginal intercourse, and the guy pulls out and cums on the girl’s chest just as she is having a shaking orgasm.

“Hey did you end up making her cum?”
“Yeah I pulled out and squirted some of my holy water on her and she started shaking, it was like an exorcism”

Exorcism by pwuassyboi December 4, 2020

Exorcism Head

When you got oral from a girl (usually fat) that is so good compared to other head you got in the past that you feel like she is sucking the soul out of your body with her black magic.

Isaac: Hey I heard you hook up with that fat whore Madeline O'Neil
Joel: Yea, the pussy was as loose as a garbage bag but she gave me Exorcism head so it was worth it

Isaac: You should get tested I heard she fucks black guys

Exorcism Head by hahasuka December 7, 2020

exorcism pickle 

A tasty snack eaten usually before or after an exorcism occurs, either while waiting for the possessed to arrive or for the formerly possessed to stop crying.

1. "It could take a while for Meg to show up Father Jeff. Would you like an exorcism pickle?"

2. "Aw, stop crying you pansy. It was only a demon. Let me eat my exorcism pickle in peace."

exorcism pickle by T. Pen August 21, 2007

exorcism head

running into an old girlfriend and convincing her to give you a blowjob. essentially, raising old head from the dead.

Jim was totally hitting on Heather, even though he hasn't seen her in months. He's on the prowl for some exorcism head.

exorcism head by broseph85 April 3, 2009

Exorcism Orgy 

Expelling demons through passionate orgy sex. The more crucifixes used, the better.

Did you hear about Will's party last weekend? I heard they had an exorcism orgy.

Exorcism Orgy by shrekslodge September 19, 2019

Reverse Exorcism 

It’s when the devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body

I came home to catch my daughter in the middle of a reverse exorcism

Reverse Exorcism by ballblocker0 February 23, 2020