Edsplain

When Ed finds ways to justify his purchases, decisions, or his past comments in the face of and in complete contradiction of his past assertions.

I still don't know how LinkedIn works. It might as well be Pinterest to me. I think have 1000 requests or something. Can I beat fill in name if I go accept them all? I always thought of LinkedIn as Facebook for hipsters. Too cool for social networking, not too cool for eNetworking.

"I just got Edsplained why he has no friends on LinkedIn"

by edsucksandteslasrule January 25, 2022

ensplain

When en explains something really simple in a really complicated way

Stop ensplaining en no one wants to know how seamen is made

by Shadow-aron December 28, 2021

Eurosplaining

When a European explains stupid Americans how the world really works.

Josh: "So he was eurosplaining me how his country has these cool benefits that comes with high taxes and shit. You know, free education and whatnot? They have more than two political parties, too. Shit's crazy, man."
Kyle: "Wait, there are free schools somewhere? And here I thought WE were free wtf."

by DaisyTatsuki August 31, 2022

eggsplain

An offensive name for a person.

Your such an eggsplain

by Schc07945 May 13, 2018

Engsplaining

When an engineer explains his or her understanding of a common issue; whether it is an engineering issue or not

I was at Best Buy and the geek squad started engsplaining data recovery to me!

by DAteam September 6, 2018

Edusplaining

When an educator tries to explain something to you, but your way too smart to listen

Teacher: if you get acid in your eye it will hurt.
You: stop edusplaining to me you monster

by The truth bitch handle it November 15, 2018

Edsplain

When specifically Ed Low, who thinks he’s a genius, explains something you already know.

Ed: “So, that’s how you turn on a tap”
Someone: “Ed, stfu we already know, stop edsplaining!”

by Skengman69 October 7, 2021