etzel

a fine ass woman...
owns a pretzel shop...
end of story...
<3

I love etzel's pretzels!

by etzelpretzellover240 November 1, 2013

etzal

a genius that matches all the time, usually owns a red backpack and a small computer. is a ride or die kinda guy, likes apples. Mohawk lover. easily offended. hangs out with boy named Kevin. is a thug (only on Mondays). arbor is his favorite holiday. usually 5'7. loves bad bunnies ;) born in cabin in the woods. usually of brazilin decent. likes too smell good. Jersey Shore. likes Disneyland. Loves soccer and baile. has a 12 pack. hates the movie up.

booty lishes sexy red kevin etzal

by xoxoxoxoxjj November 27, 2013

etzler

a person with this last name is amazing and fabulous and hilarious. you deserve to have a person with the last name etzler in your life.

etzler's are awesome people

by pandaaaa 🐼🐼 (dont ask) June 13, 2017

etzal

This person is very nice, beautiful, queen and funny. She is someone cool to hang out with. She is always make tiktok and very addicted to her phone. If this person is you friend then you are very lucky cause they are great listeners.

what is etzal?

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by Heyyyit’sssmeee June 1, 2020

etzali

a silly goose who works at safeway but is never there

shalie yells “ETZAAAA” so get etzali ‘s attention

by aidan_barclay1 November 22, 2021

Eztli

If you ever meet an eztli, you’ll know that their sweet, kind, funny,loyal, etc.. she may be somewhat of a total dummy, but that gives more opportunities to be study buddies!! Another thing about eztli is that people fall HEAD OVER HEELS FOR THEM!! They’re very attractive, but they don’t realize

It:/…

P.s don’t ever mess with an eztli, they’ll mess u up bad, Their name literally means blood

Bro:Dude eztli is a total babe
Dude: bro but I’ve heard she beat up that one guy for hurting her friend!
Bro: loyal and a babe! Score!!

by Bowieshotgf November 23, 2021

Brian Etzel

Smartest Guy in the World

Josh Harrison thinks he smart but has he met Brian Etzel? Oh my wasn't he #2 in Mechanical Engineering at Penn State? Yes he was. He must be so smart

by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020