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a genius that matches all the time, usually owns a red backpack and a small computer. is a ride or die kinda guy, likes apples. Mohawk lover. easily offended. hangs out with boy named Kevin. is a thug (only on Mondays). arbor is his favorite holiday. usually 5'7. loves bad bunnies ;) born in cabin in the woods. usually of brazilin decent. likes too smell good. Jersey Shore. likes Disneyland. Loves soccer and baile. has a 12 pack. hates the movie up.
booty lishes sexy red kevin etzal
by xoxoxoxoxjj November 27, 2013
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