piss equity

The money an online poker player loses by running to the bathroom to pee during a session. True pros combat this by pissing into Gatorade bottles while continuing to play.

Noob: "I really had to pee, so I sat out on all of my tables for one minute and ran to the bathroom."

Pro: "You fish! Do you know how much piss equity you gave up by missing those 20 hands?!"

by Kos13 March 29, 2011

equivalent exchange

Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's First Law of Equivalent Exchange.

"Alchemy: the science of understanding the structure of matter, breaking it down, then reconstructing it as something else. It can even make gold from lead. But alchemy is a science so it must follow the natural laws: to create, something of equal value must be lost. This is the principal of equivalent exchange. But I learned that night that some things cannot be measured on a simple scale. My brother and I knew the laws of science, of equivalent exchange. The game required sacrifice, that something had to be taken from us, but we thought there was nothing more we could loose....We were wrong."

~Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

by one/and/only/truth December 20, 2010

Equifucked

What happens to you when your information was stolen from Equifax due to their lack security.

I just went online to check my status on the Equifax breach and found out I was Equifucked!

by PeterVIII September 13, 2017

equipee

Meaning equipped but referring to things that are equipped on a daily basis in a place, where the pee in this word comes to play, which is an activity on a daily basis.

For example, if you run out of milk on a daily basis, you equipee your place with milk, not equip.

All the peeps in our household are so full of sh*t, that we need to equipee our house with toilet paper cuz we run outta that everyday.

by KingofDefinitions May 10, 2019

equities in dallas

Low rung position assigned to those in the investment banking world deemed shitty by the BSDs overseeing new recruit allocation. Future prospects scant. Popularized by Michael Lewis's Liar's Poker.

Yeah, I was sent to cover equities in Dallas ... might as well shoot myself now.

by DCprince August 30, 2006

bar equity

The amount of time and money a guy spends on trying to hook up with a girl at a bar or night club.

Example 1:
Dude1: How'd it go last night?
Dude2: Terrible! I spent 3 hours and $45 of bar equity into some chick at the club only to have her fat cockblocker friend suddenly drag her away drunkenly shouting, "We gotta go now! Bye, Bye!"

Example 2:
Random bar ho: Hey Sexy! Wanna buy me a drink?
Guy: Uhhhh......
Wingman: (whispers) Wait, dude! You can't put any bar equity into a jersey girl. They can hold way too mch liqour and may drop you for some guido.

by Tenacious Faulker July 19, 2009

Equilibriated

When you are a perfect combination high and drunk but not fully crossed.

“Dude, Mitch was totally equilibriated last night. He wasn’t too high or drunk but a perfect combination”
“Fuck off im not crossed I’m equilibriated

by Mitch69bitch October 14, 2018