The feeling that the poo you just experienced may have resulted in a tearing of the perineum, not unlike the tearing a woman may experience during childbirth.
Person One: Why are you sitting on a pillow, today?
Person Two: Tamales with chili for dinner last night...resulted in an epoosiotomy of gigantic proportions. I'm still not sure I don't need stitches.
Person Two: Tamales with chili for dinner last night...resulted in an epoosiotomy of gigantic proportions. I'm still not sure I don't need stitches.
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You: Yo dude, you gettin that Epoon?
Friend: Yeah man, I met her on Twitch
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You: Dang bro, why you leave us for the Epoon?
Friend: Cause I need to snag me some internet pussy bro.
Friend: Yeah man, I met her on Twitch
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You: Dang bro, why you leave us for the Epoon?
Friend: Cause I need to snag me some internet pussy bro.
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Similar to idolatry and iconodulism, epeolatry literally means the worship of words. It derives from epos, which unlike logos more specifically means word in Greek, and was apparently coined in 1860 by Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.Figuratively speaking, the word can be playfully applied to philologists, linguists, or lexicographers.
The term is of significant satirical value and may be used in the denigration of popular religions or belief systems. For example, one could call Christianity an epeolatric religion because the majority of its teachings hinge on the words of the Hebrew Bible. However, you are unlikely to encounter the word in any form because it remains obscure.
The term is of significant satirical value and may be used in the denigration of popular religions or belief systems. For example, one could call Christianity an epeolatric religion because the majority of its teachings hinge on the words of the Hebrew Bible. However, you are unlikely to encounter the word in any form because it remains obscure.
"I read my dictionary for a few more minutes, until tiredness eventually brought my epeolatry to an end for the day."
by unciaciapanca December 16, 2008
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The method by which bubble-wrap is purged of air.
Epopling is carried out in many ways, but the most frequent method (and only method certified by the International Epopling Authority) involves firm placements of thumbs upon bubbles until all air is released in a sharp and satisfying manner.
Many people have referred to this as "popping" bubble-wrap, but this insidious degradation of language is committed by uneducated simpletons who are unaware of proper Epopling etiquette.
To Epople - Epopling
The method by which bubble-wrap is purged of air.
Epopling is carried out in many ways, but the most frequent method (and only method certified by the International Epopling Authority) involves firm placements of thumbs upon bubbles until all air is released in a sharp and satisfying manner.
Many people have referred to this as "popping" bubble-wrap, but this insidious degradation of language is committed by uneducated simpletons who are unaware of proper Epopling etiquette.
Freddy: Hey, whatya got there?
Olive: It's a big bundle of bubble-wrap!
Freddy: Oh hand it over! I love to pop it!
Olive: THAT'S EPOPLE YOU WRETCHED WHELP!
Olive: It's a big bundle of bubble-wrap!
Freddy: Oh hand it over! I love to pop it!
Olive: THAT'S EPOPLE YOU WRETCHED WHELP!
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Nate: I'm really sorry man, but I was taking this massive dump and it just came to me.
Joe: Wait what do you mean man?
Nate: I'm....I'm... Muslim
Joe: Wow man! You shit so hard you had an Epoophany!
Nate: Wow dude! Praise be Allah
Nate: I'm really sorry man, but I was taking this massive dump and it just came to me.
Joe: Wait what do you mean man?
Nate: I'm....I'm... Muslim
Joe: Wow man! You shit so hard you had an Epoophany!
Nate: Wow dude! Praise be Allah
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