by beckEE November 3, 2014
Get the Pussy Epilepsymug. Occurs when your testicular region, or ballsack, suddenly has an uncontrollable epileptic seizure. This form of epilepsy is more common in males...
Kaitlyn: "What the hell is going on in that guy's pants?!"
Randall: "Oh, that's just Testicular Epilepsy."
Randall: "Oh, that's just Testicular Epilepsy."
by Reptar9000 September 18, 2010
Get the Testicular Epilepsymug. by QuinnFlint August 2, 2011
Get the Penile Epilepsymug. Having your partner who has epilepsy sit on your penis, at which point switch off the lights and turn thr strobe on. Sit back and enjoy the ride :)
My girlfriend was twitchin so hard last night during our epilepsy sex session she nearly snapped my penis off.
by Antony B June 17, 2009
Get the Epilepsy Sexmug. The paralysis and stunned expression one sees on the faces of those who have waited too long for their obligatory Holiday shopping and find themselves faced with a crush of advertising fueled retail zealots at the 11th hour.
#1: "Dude snap out of it we've got to get it over with."
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."
by barec2 December 23, 2011
Get the Retail Epilepsymug. a form of epilepsy that isn't all that bad but it makes you have short, kind of uncomfortable seizures that I really would prefer to not have.
It is also slange for what Emu's do on their days off. Little known fact right there.
It is also slange for what Emu's do on their days off. Little known fact right there.
Ex 1: Due to my Partial Onset Epilepsy, I have seizures sometimes and they make me feel quite ill (NOT the good kind of ill). On the plus side, I get to take anti-convulsent medication with many, many side effects. It is so great.
Ex. 2: I heard that when an Emu gets a day off it is refered to as Partial Onset Epilepsy. They could have picked a better nick-name. It is so not funny to make fun of neurological disorders. Emus are all terrible.
Ex. 2: I heard that when an Emu gets a day off it is refered to as Partial Onset Epilepsy. They could have picked a better nick-name. It is so not funny to make fun of neurological disorders. Emus are all terrible.
by 2 Cool 4 School and U Know it! February 4, 2010
Get the Partial Onset Epilepsymug. When you mishear something hilariously wrong because you couldn't really hear the speaker.
Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.
The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)
Named for a hilarious fail from The Pun Guys doing the Whisper Challenge, where one person wears "loud-ass headphones" and has to figure out the nonsensical sentence that is being said to them.
The opposite of this is "The Thin Rhino" (Also from The Pun Guys)
Dan: Camels eat sexy paper clips.
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!
*Dan dies laughing*
(Opposite version)
John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.
*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?
John: YES!
Dan: What? Wow!!
John: ...Apples have epilepsy!
*Dan dies laughing*
(Opposite version)
John: The thin rhino ate the possessed i-pod.
*Later*
John: The thin rhino...
Dan: The thin rhino?
John: YES!
Dan: What? Wow!!
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 24, 2020
Get the Apples Have Epilepsymug.