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premature emasculation

This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.

Symptoms of this condition are usually are visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman associated when he failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated events, with no excuse.

There is no known cure.
Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.
by Hill Wanderer March 11, 2008
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Emasculator

a woman that demasculates a man so much that his penis literally shrivels up and becomes utterly useless.
Jen was such a Emasculator to her husband so much that he can no longer make sex to her. She regrets being so bitchy now.
by IMMA MAN December 14, 2009
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ejaculated

To shoot cum out of the cock through pleasurable spasms known as an orgasm.
I ejaculated cum in her pussy!
by Hulk oh November 23, 2014
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evasculate

To strip a man of his main vein either literally, or more usually, figuratively.
You know, Linda really evasculated James last night when he tried not to pay for her dinner.
by Farmee May 18, 2011
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Ejaculated

To say something quickly, and suddenly. The lesser known definition of Ejulated.
"I'm gonna cum!" he Ejaculated.
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flaccid ejaculated

shooting cum out of your penis without having an erection, amplifying the attractiveness of the girl specified or one at which you are lusting
Dude, I just flaccid ejaculated (or fe'd) when Sarah walked by. She's so hot in that miniskirt.
by Willieeee October 18, 2008
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eMACulate chorus

When in a Mac lab and everyone's computer freezes up, making everyone reboot. Upon rebooting the startup sound is played, making it sound as if a Choir is in the room.
The Network is acting up again! i guess i'll have to reboot
emaculate chorus
by Jaywalks February 24, 2010
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