Eltonic

Eltonic is a word used to describe anything that is SO cool or amazing, that no other word can describe it. It is believed to have been first used by an all girls' school in England.

Wow I love your top ..... it is SOOOOOO Eltonic!

by The Mighty Pozza October 19, 2010

Eltons

A scientific unit of measurement properly associated with the yagometer. An Elton is a unit of measurement of yag/homoness. Eltons are based on a scale of 10, Ten being extremely flamming, in other words uncannily similar to elton john

1) By default, European men clock in at approximately 2.5 eltons.

2) Ma'am your gay baby, according to the yagometer, has a yagometric reading of 5.5 eltons.

- Disclaimer: To all you cool gay people out there you know I got love for you, N/H

by Ronzula May 27, 2008

Elton

To edit others messages in discord to suit your own narrative

Did you just Elton my message?

by Rebbew June 29, 2022

elton

another word for a dude who's gay.

Joe: Wanna play go fish?

Bob: Dude, you're so elton!

by Bad Ass Man October 28, 2005

No Elton

A saying synonymous with no homo used by homophobes & closed minded teens. Seriously, is there a need to declare how hetero you are? Do gay people say "no hetero" or "no Obama" or whoever the fuck is hetero, just because closed minded people assume they're str8? No. So grow up kiddies :)

Shawn: Bro im lyk sooo str8! No Elton k? No Elton!

Jake: Dude why are you making a big deal as if it matters if you're gay or bi or not? Get over your homophobia.

by Mrs. Intelligent July 24, 2010

Elton

Male homo, like Elton John.

DId you see that dude at the Gin Blossoms concert, what an Elton.

by Ill mon May 6, 2007

elton

Someone who sings bad impressions of Elton John. They are also known as Gunoungs.

Elton: Fuck you, Barry Bonds sucked my dick.
Someone: Haha, way to miss opening day you fuckhead.
Elton: Mmmm, yes.
Elton: THIS IS YOUR SONG. (in bad tone)

by Kazan April 1, 2005