eleven

even 1337er as "one". used to exxagerate exclamations

I am teh r0x0r!!111oneoneeleven
Dude, no!!eleven

by aSak October 5, 2005

eleven

When a girl is giving head and the guy comes in her mouth so hard that the seed spurts through her nostrils, forming two parallel streams of cum, resembling the number 11.

The girl was crap at giving head, so I made her eleven just for the hell of it.

by tofukitty February 20, 2004

eleven

The number of time zones in the former Soviet Union.

"Do you know how many time zones they have?"
"Uh, yessir. Uh, four ... uh, nosir. I never really studied that up."
"Eleven."
"Eleven. It's not even funny."
"Eleven."
"Eleven. That's, that's ridiculous."

by Nathew (#581476) November 14, 2005

eleven

synonym for "whatever"

What do you want to do tonight? Eleven.

by Carrick Moore Gerety July 14, 2006

eleven

A really hot girl. Better than a ten.

"Mate, head-to-toe that girl is gorgeous. I can't fault her. She is a definite eleven."

by Flavs September 16, 2007

eleven

draw an ~ : leave two parallel skidmarks after performing burnout start with high-performance motor vehicle. See also donut.

Ron had to buy a new clutch and a set of rear tyres for his Mustang, but hey, at least he drew an eleven on Main Street.

by nvdw July 26, 2005

Eleven

A scary girl who you find in the woods with psychic powers. She will also be bald at all times unless given a wig.

Eleven, don't levitate that waffle!

by TRHD August 24, 2017