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Electron dick

A penis so small that it is seen only via an electron microscope.
Looks like old Teddy electron dick is back, got tweezers?
Electron dick by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

electron volt diagram 

A retards terminology for refering to an Electron DOT diagram.
"Hey, Mr. N? I don't undertsand this electron volt diagram."
"thats beacuse there is no such thing... I believe you mean Electron DOT diagram."

Electron poisoning 

Greg stuck a fork in a light socket and got electron poisoning.

electron penis 

A penis that's so small that it goes off the scales.
electron penis by c00nk1ller August 15, 2019

electron-hole recombination 

couples engaging in PDA in engineering schools
I'm not going there, too much electron-hole recombination

electron cock 

Having a cock the size of an electron.

An electron has no definite size and a mass of approximately 10^-34 Kg. Approximately 0.0000000000000000000000000000000006 Kg.

You see where I'm going with this ...
Jimmy's winkie was so small that Felicity described him as an electron cock.

"Let's go poke fun at the physicists for all having electron cocks!"
electron cock by Jamie Douglas November 22, 2006