electrickery

Anything of an electrical nature which operates seemingly by magic or trickery.

What manner of electrickery did you use to get this damn thing to work?

by _whiteknight_ December 1, 2011

electricity

The greatest invention of all time, without electricity the world would stop turning. Electricity can simply be described as electrons running through an element that leads electricity, such as a copper wire, a transistor, a resistor or a capacitor. Electricity can be "stored" in so called batteries or capacitors. Without electricity we wouldnt have TV, cars, electric toothbrushes (duuh?), computers nor electric chairs (thanks John Fru)... And that would suck, wouldn't it?

I turned on my electric lamp, sat down on the couch, turned on the TV with my electric remote control, and electrecuted my friends with the stun gun (needs electricity) so I could watch my stories!

by OllieKickFlip June 14, 2006

hometown electrician

While ramming your flesh dagger into a girl's cervix, unsuspectedly insert any metal kitchen utensil (fork, spoon, knife etc.) into a nearby power outlet. This is sure to be a rather shocking sexual encounter for any average couple.

"Hey honey, want to try the hometown electrician?"
"What's that?"
*Zap*

by crazy nucker April 22, 2010

electricdandelionz

is a big smelly turd,
forces ryan to be in diner,
pings icrus all the time,
always is late to school,

does NOT like bbno$ (huge skill issue)
loves farts and fart noises (absolutely DISGUSTING)
can be ok at times..i guess, 😒

is gay as she loves tiddies,
has a huge problem with me being overly active in diner,
tiktok addict,
loves cats (relatable)

"electricdandelionz is the most weirdest individual i know."
"FR!!"

by gloozeywoozey November 28, 2021

Electrician

The definition of an electrician is a God who creates and harnesses the very power that Zeus creates from the sky by day he is a leader and handsome pussy pulling pimp by night he is a Harley riding wizard who harnesses the powers of living life without underwear his tongue is sharp as his wit and pulls cable like he pulls bitches don’t mistake him for a pussy the “if I was dumber I’d be a plumber types” he is known as Sparky because when he walks down a concrete sidewalk his balls are so big that they drag creating sparks. this creature also known as big dick daddy by mortals,sheet rockers,hvac nick knacks, weman,and the oh infamous plumers. Men wish they were him children dream to be him and women just want to have sex with him. Good at math and can figure this out right now electrician alcohol is the electricians breakfast of choice as well as expecting mother’s if she smokes she pokes. And so does he.

Walking down the halls dragging his old balls the fucktard electrician decided he needed some alcohol.

by Pepni9e December 15, 2020

electricity

a form of energy that is shaped by its vessel, lies dormant or active in anything that requires energy

ie: electric current in a wire/ electromagnetic field given off by a battery/ bioelectricity found in most living things/ potential energy when its container is not using energy etc.

by dr. jack dexter February 15, 2012

electricity anorexic

A person, male of female, who reduces electric consumption to such an extent that electric usage is at the barest minimum. This type of person experiences euphoria when the electric bill goes down each month.

Terry is an electricity anorexic who compulsively finds ways to use the least amount of electricity possible.

by danny fargoe May 26, 2010