Ekan

Is the sweetest guy you’ll ever meet. He’ll probably also have 3 other names with 3 other spellings but most likely, he’ll have a desi name like Malik. You might even question whether he’s human being or not because he is angelic and positive towards animals, the earth and even the people he doesn’t know whatsoever. Ekan has a huge soft spot for those who are looked down in society such as the homeless or obese. In fact, he’s brought to tears when he sees them because he is overcome with empathy for their struggle. Ekan overextends himself to his fellow mankind so much to the point that he has nothing left for himself, be it time, or money. This can cause Ekan to tweak and have a break down in front of those who know him best. But since Ekan is such a fish towards everyone, even when he’s a dick cuz he put himself last and is suffering the consequences, his loved ones and observers of the tweak comfort him because he’s so good, he makes them feel bad. Ekan doesn’t want to be a man but he’s a real deal man. If you meet Ekan, make jokes and be nice, he will welcome you with open arms. He’s a whole paradox. He’ll make you strive to be better because he is not of this world.

Person 1: “why is that dude giving all his money in the car to that hobo and crying ?”

Person 2: “don’t bother, that’s a Ekan.. you can’t stop him. He’s always in his feels.. except when he’s tweaking. Then he’s a real shitty booty in emotional overdrive/dysfunction”

Example 2:

Person 3: “that’s too bad.. ugh.. he has no boundaries”

Person 4: “that’s Ekan for you..”

by 2lotascleanyabooty April 17, 2021

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by co5oo May 30, 2022