Ejac Attack

Self-explanatory.

Jake often had ejac attacks as a result of extended homosexual thoughts.

by ArchaicScholar January 7, 2012

ejac-elation

A feeling of happiness so intense it brings one to orgasm.

That movie was so awesome! It was pure ejac-elation.

by MrBish September 4, 2010

ejac-u-beam

A sporadic discharging of heatvision, brought on by sexual fantasies and/or watching animals copulate.

"HAHAHA!!!! Did you see it, the ejac-u-beam??"

by Macky T. July 16, 2003

premature ejac-o-lantern

To become overly excited about Halloween and making a jack-o-lantern too far in advance, thus allowing the pumpkin to rot and leave behind an unexpected mess that is embarassing to clean up. Usually happens once a year.

"Hey man, did you hear about Kory?" "I guess he premature ejac-o-lanterned all over the kitchen counter. He had to hurry and clean it up before his roommates got home."

by RobbieC55 October 13, 2011

ejac pen

not used anymore. another way to describe someone having an erection. It was usually said as “ej pen” for short. The word portrays “epipen”

I think we need the ejac pen

by markerlit August 10, 2024

Ejac juice

Ejac juice is the Sticky white stuff, sometimes known as, cum, sperm, jizz, or sticky white stuff.

Jimmy was masturbating when his ejac juice got on his phone.

by Sup foo 2 screw u May 12, 2021

Poop Ejac

Sperm comes out of butt

Oh, a Poop Ejac

by Moshej Pasha January 17, 2021