Einar

The person who never comes to hang with his friends, because he is to busy fapping in the bathtub

-When is he coming?

-ohh he is an Einar, he won’t come

by Norwegiankid1 January 7, 2019

Einar

A guy with an incredibly large dick.

Look over there, his name must be Einar cause his dick is huge!

by cockslayer95 February 12, 2022

Einar

this is definitely a man that is a thot please stay away .

you that boy over there

who einar

yea he a thot

by anonymous 17737474 November 29, 2021

Einar

A man who wears my little pony panties with cum stains and skid marks. He enjoys anal sex with dogs, cats, mules and 9 year old boys with down syndrome

Person 1: Einar is so gross
Person 2: I know right, you can smell his underwear from a kilometre away

by Autist9/11 September 28, 2022

Einar

In Norwegian means: "A man who has to resort to lying to appear better than others."

Are usually the weak and pitiful kinds of people who are without any friends.

A guy who's einar: I'm pr0 I came on 5. place in the national karate tourneys, even though I have large striking pains in my right shoulder.

by per olav January 26, 2009

John-Einar

Hes a fat boy with a big ass

Who has the farted

prob John-Einar

by Shadoq December 13, 2021

einar johannes

einar johannes is an entety that can give u the best fuck u will eksperianse. he will perform a so cald "little L" and bring joi to your life. he is sexy and better than any Håkon you will find. he can also kiss u like a god.

girl1: i´m so tierd of all these håkons and fuck boys
Girl2 : get ur self a einar johannes like I have, no others have given me orgasims like that.

by søs søk January 5, 2021