eyejacking

Spying, watching, seeing or walking-in on an event, interaction or situation that you have no business witnessing.

Steve was eyejacking my rendezvous with Kim and now everyone knows I got a blow job from his sister.

by Gregory Marcus September 1, 2008

carjacking

Getting masturbated manually while driving a motor vehicle

Laura: Didn't you see that car just pull out in front of you
Trevor: No, I wasn't paying attention, you were carjacking me at the time

by dp mcdaniels May 11, 2010

carjacking

The act of sneakily masturbating onto a car door in such a way that the owner of said car will stick his hand in the mess before realizing it is there when he attempts entry into his vehicle.

The carjacker will typically attempt to do this in a time and place where he can watch the results of his escapades when the owner arrives, without the owner being aware he is being observed.

Hey man, I went out carjacking today and got enough footage to fill my memory stick!

by mapatric March 18, 2007

Sexually Motivated Carjacking

A Sexually Motivated Carjacking is a crime of carjacking except motivated by sexual reasons. The man/woman must have a fetish towards cars and cannot do it due to a human inside the car. A SMC incident must only be motivated by sexuality towards the car.

"hey Jerry my car was stolen"
"It could have been a Sexually Motivated Carjacking"
"What?"

by deengloremenglormness December 1, 2022

earfucking

Orgasmic feeling supposedly produced by a musician playing a zurna directly into someone else's ear. The zurna is a type of shrill keyless oboe played mostly in the Balkans in traditional folk music and many zurna players are deaf as a result of the instrument being played directly into their ears.

If you go to the (former Yugoslav republic of) Macedonia, you may see some earfucking going on in the villages where ensembles play traditional music.

by pentozali January 19, 2014

Carjacking

To jack off inside of a vehicle.

"Tom's wife kicked him out of the house so he had to go carjacking."

by DrNiggerfaggotMD June 7, 2022

Bluetooth Carjacking

When you start your car and it connects to your spouse’s phone.

I started my car and my wife’s phone call from inside the house started coming in on my car speaker. I realized when she borrowed my car last night, I had become the victim of a Bluetooth Carjacking.

by rpcgal January 29, 2022