Dwarfanage

An Institution that houses dwarves who have been abandoned or whose parents are deceased.

Ted (The Dwarf): I am a young dwarf and I don't know where my parents are...

Dave: Go to the dwarfanage.

by stanno196 March 8, 2012

Dwarftard

A dwarf who happens to be full blown retarded.

I just saw a dwarftard spray diarrhea directly into his own butt hole.

by TheAnacondors November 5, 2007

squeezing a dwarf

taking a poop

So, I was sitting there squeezing a dwarf, when the guy next door started playing Rush real loud.

by not karl marx June 1, 2009

red dwarf

Fabulous BBC Sci-Fi Spoof that ran 8 seasons and one movie (more seasons may be on the way?) Following the antics of "Dave Lister," the slob/everyman last human in the universe... "Cat," A pathologically vain life-form descended from the ship's cat... "Arnold J Rimmer" An anal retentive hologram of Lister's dead Roomate... and "Kryten" the insecure android with a head the shape of a novelty condom

" So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane? "
- Rimmer, Quarantine

by Lawrence H. June 10, 2005

Dorm Dwarf

noun. The creatures that take residence in every college dorm room or apartment, they are directly responsible for the loss of "completed homework", giving college students the urge to procrastinate and get on facebook or urbandictionary. These sneaky devils throw college student's clothes all over their rooms while they aren't looking and make their rooms messy.

"Dude what happened to our clean room?"

"I don't know man, I was just watching TV and a dorm dwarf must have messed it up."

by College Professional October 20, 2009

white dwarf

Noun (astrophysics term): the small, highly-dense stellar body remaining after the nova detonation of a "main sequence" star, typically Earth-sized in overall dimension, but displacing a gravitational mass equivalent to that of the Earth's Sun.

Astrophysicists now calculate that white dwarf stars may account for as much as 6% of all the known stars in our quadrant of the Milky Way galaxy.

by speedog July 13, 2010

dwarf dick

A extremely small penis that is smaller then your average millimeter monster.

Stephen:Yo dwarf dick what's up?
Carlos:stop making fun of my dwarf Dick you cunt

by Dwarfdickinc January 28, 2015