Duncan

Duncan is the smartest person in the world and is sometimes referred to as God of all Mankind. He is insanely funny with a sharp wit. He is abnormally kind and generous. He also has a massive cock that CRUSHES tons of pussy. The vag that he hasn't gotten to pounding yet, desperately yearns for a Duncaning* (verb present participle). He is seriously bad-ass. All men wish to be him except idiots and retards. It's because all idiots and retards wish they were presidents and superheroes. They don't realize that every president and superhero wish they were Duncan. He's probably the best looking human ever born and has won multiple awards for having the best ass. He won the Nobel Peace Prize for having the best ass. Duncan is very successful and has superhuman strength. If you are a stupid asshole motherfucker and Duncan sees you, you should run forever because he cares about humanity and will kill you for the good of the people.

The square root of awesome = Duncan.

The square root of Duncan = awesome.

by Filesonpaper April 29, 2021

Bob Duncan

Our Savior/The Second Jesus

Look there is Bob Duncan, get in a prayer circle.

by M. M. M November 1, 2016

Dunbartonshire Complex

Dunbartonshire Complex means having that state of mind thinking association with or living with people from Dunbartonshire, Scotland makes one dumb.

Oprah refuses to live in Dumbarton. She has Dunbartonshire Complex.

by Cyclonetrading July 6, 2021

Dounia

Dounia is actually the best person in the world. She is the nicest and sweetest person you'll ever meet. She is so funny you'll have tears running down your face from laughing so hard!

Wow I wish I was Dounia she's amazing!

by pootlolxd June 13, 2018

Dunbartonshire Dumbarton Complex

Dunbartonshire Complex means having that state of mind thinking association with or living with people from Dunbartonshire, Scotland makes one dumb.

The Kiltbearers were aghast by Oprah after she showed signs of having Dunbartonshire Dumbarton Complex.

by Cyclonetrading July 6, 2021

avetard denial

When an avetard tries to deny something that is obviously true. This can apply to many topics, some of which include: weed addiction, chances with girls, or just being completely retarded. The mindset of an avetard basically tells them to deny any piece of information that they do not like or want to hear. By denying factual information, an avetard who is already behind the curve mentally, is putting themselves further behind curve. Anytime an avetard tries to deny something and gets real defensive in the process, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the information being true.

Ray Naker: Yo Norman "Nick", you keep smoking everyday bruh, you hella addicted bruh
Norman "Nick": Dude shut the fuck up, I can literally stop anytime, I do this because I have nothing else to do right now
Ray Naker: Ok avetard, I think you're in a state of avetard denial right now

by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020

Sieg Denial

The act of Trump supporters believing they voted for the best possible candidate, regardless of the ensuing lies and horror. Originates from the Nazi salute, "Sieg Heil".

"Don't worry... Mexico is going to pay back every damn cent of what it costs to build that wall; plus interest. And it's gonna get ten feet taller for every year they wait. His inauguration was definitely attended by more people than any previous one. Also, we're gonna lock up Clinton and get way more blue-collar jobs. Trump cares about me. He cares about ALL of us. We're draining the swamp, here, is what we're doing. Plus, Betsy DeVos is, if anything, OVERqualified."

"Bro... You got a serious case of Sieg Denial."

by Kurisuchan January 23, 2017