dumbass'tard

An insult. A combination of "Dumbass", "Bastard", and "'tard"

("'tard" being slang for retard.)

I can't believe he did that. What a dumbass'tard!

by Steven M. Chatterton August 29, 2004

Dumbassturbate

Having fun with yourself by being a dumbass.

Doug: Hey Mike where's Jim?
Mike: Oh he's busy dumbassturbating.
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Doug: Hey Jim don't dumbassturbate it's not safe, you'll grow hair on your brain.
Jim: Really?
Doug: I just told you to not do that, you dumbass!

by MikeTheAsdfGuy January 11, 2010

dumbassary

when someone is being a dumbass and their presence is shouting dumbass

John get you and your dumbassary out of here

by ohshitthisisreal June 27, 2022

DumbAssTroDomus

Someone that predicts stupid things

Bitchy is a DumbAssTroDomus since he constantly predicts the Raiders will win

by bartyjoe from the land of sand October 31, 2009

Dumbasturd

Originating in public schools, this term represents a retarted bastard who smells like crap.

Dumbasturds are usually found drooling over their moms, sisters, or any other female relative.

by T-Cubed April 24, 2004

dumbassatry

A verb used in conjunction with the actions of a noun. Used when a person is currently engaging in obviously stupid decisions, generally when sober. Also used when someone repeats the same event expecting different events.

Used when dumbass or dumbassery just doesn't cut it.

Person 1: Can you believe that Jane just dropped out of university with only one class before her degree was finished?
Person 2: That's some serious dumbassatry.

Going back to your ex after a messy breakup is engaging in dumbassatry.

by Serena Blake February 19, 2010

Dumbassary

Kinda like you’re fucking around but like a dumbass

when you decide to put your dumbassary aside ill be here to talk

by samnovakk October 25, 2020