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dumbassward 

A person that acts like he's a ward of the state and/or needs to be thrown in the nuthouse, they also exibit the attributes of being a dumbass. they are likley shitfaced when you meet them.
COP IN HEICOPTER: put the gun down, we have you surrounded!

DUMBASSWARD:
(shoots chopper,missing, and sprints into the steet where he is hit by a car)

COP: dumbassward!!!!!!!!!
dumbassward by DIABLOtheLEGEND November 6, 2009
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Dumbassador 

A combination of the words dumbass and ambassador.
Refers to people that speak, act or behave in such a moronic manner, that one might think they were to represent all stupid morons in this world.
this guy is really stupid. i think he's a dumbassador.
Dumbassador by Turd54ndw1ch November 20, 2009

Dumbassary 

The level or extent of being a Dumb Ass
Congress is teeming with dumbassary.
Dumbassary by Sklnxbones October 1, 2013

dumbasstard

someone who is dumb, a dumbass, an ass, and tard (aka a retard) all at the same time
"Nate was being such a dumbasstard today!" Ali reported to Carrie.
dumbasstard by Caroline R June 17, 2008

Dumbassador 

A combination of the words dumbass and ambassador.
It refers to people that speak, act and behave in such a moronic way as if they were to represent all other stupid dumbasses in this world.
Frank:" Hey John, look at that stupid guy."
John: Yeah! What a dumbassador!"
Dumbassador by Turds4ndw1ch November 19, 2009

Dumbassary 

Kinda like your fucking around but like a dumbass
when you decide to put your dumbassary aside ill be here to talk
Dumbassary by samnovakk October 25, 2020

dumbassary 

when someone is being a dumbass and their presence is shouting dumbass
dumbassary by ohshitthisisreal June 27, 2022
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