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Cubicle Duel

The psychological battle which ensues after becoming aware of someone in the toilet cubicle next to you and you suspect they're aware of you.

The pressure of knowing your 'opponent' can hear everything you do precipitates a battle over who can handle themselves the best in such a situation. It ultimately reflects your confidence and ability to take a shit.

While of course a cubicle duel is never discussed, certain rules can always be assumed:

1. Squeltchy farts, pebbledashing etc count against you - they simply reflect an inability to handle that Prawn Madras you had at lunch.

2. Splashback is essentially an own goal.

3. Bottling it, i.e. failing to lay anything down at all, results in instant disqualification - if you can't handle the pressure, get out of the kitchen (or shitter, as the case may be)

Cubicle duels can happen in any location, but are most likely to occur in the toilets at work, as most people don't have a cubicle-based shitting arrangement at home. When you're in a pub or club you rarely care, plus the ambient noise often drowns out the sound of detonating a 20 megaton monster fudge dragon.

This can add an extra dimension to the cubicle duel as you may know your opponent: seeing your enemy's face after you've beaten them can allow you to feel superior for the rest of the day, while having to look your defeater in the face can be hugely humiliating and may call for a half day.
<Shortly after entering a cubicle, you hear someone enter the cubicle next to you>

Your internal monologue: "Right, I've got a cubicle duel on my hands here. Must...not...make...embarassing...noises..."

Your anus: "Sqeak!"

Your internal monologue: "Fuck!"
by whomereallywho November 16, 2010
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rape duel

During a simultaneous rape struggle for dominance, two rapists meet and fight each other over who is going to rape who. It can also be a sport.
Both of them got arrested for raping each other at the same time. Since they were evenly matched, there were occasions where one or the other was getting raped, and it went back and forth. It was an epic rape duel.
by ThatGuyThisGuy December 26, 2012
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It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel

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This phrase has been parodized a lot, especially on ytmnds involving Mario, Spongebob Squarepants, Howard Dean, and a few others.
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salty duel

The salty duel is a male masturbation game. Two males stand facing each other and a third party shouts "draw". You then start to masturbate and the target for your ejaculation is the other person.
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As for many people it is unclear who the actual winner is, it is the person who ejaculates first not the person who is ejaculated on.
James and Dave had a salty duel at the party last night, but they broke up because they argued over who the winner was.
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Duelopoly

Duelopoly - a condition whereby two seemingly dueling sides conspire in order to block additional discussion or dissent to emerge
Democrats and Republicans take advantage of it’s duelopoly in Washington to suppress popular independent ideas.
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The Duel in the Desert

The winner of the Duel in the Desert receives the Territorial Cup.

The Territorial Cup is the oldest trophy in college football.
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